The Mystical Republic of Alevi Turkmenistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sulayman Bayar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.029 billion Alevis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konjikala. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alevi economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion tenges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,958 tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, people are turning themselves into worm food, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alevi Turkmenistan's national animal is the Saiga antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Alevism.

Alevi Turkmenistan is ranked 3,227^th in the world and 1^st in Turkiye for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,586.88 on the Gilded Widget Scale.