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Muhammad ar-Rasulullah, Ali an-Waliullah Sulayman Bayar
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,153rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,170th
The Mystical Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Dominator
Guardian
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alevi Turkmenistan

Population4.095 billion

CapitalKonjikala
LeaderSulayman Bayar
FaithAlevism

Currencytenge
AnimalSaiga antelope

The Mystical Republic of Alevi Turkmenistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sulayman Bayar with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.095 billion Alevis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konjikala. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alevi economy, worth 628 trillion tenges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,379 tenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweet-toothed Alevis have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alevi Turkmenistan's national animal is the Saiga antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Alevism.

Alevi Turkmenistan is ranked 250,464th in the world and 2nd in The plaza for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,153rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,170thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,234thMost Efficient Economies: 5,775thMost Patriotic: 6,242ndLargest Black Market: 6,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,468thMost Devout: 6,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,841stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,379thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,370thHighest Average Incomes: 14,589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,754thLowest Crime Rates: 14,895thLargest Governments: 16,134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,786th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, sweet-toothed Alevis have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.

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