The Mystical Republic of Alevi Turkmenistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sulayman Bayar with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.095 billion Alevis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konjikala. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alevi economy, worth 628 trillion tenges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,379 tenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweet-toothed Alevis have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alevi Turkmenistan's national animal is the Saiga antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Alevism.

Alevi Turkmenistan is ranked 250,464^th in the world and 2^nd in The plaza for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.