The State of Alba Inglis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.893 billion Alba Inglisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Alba Inglisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 36,193 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,072 per year while the poor average 1,944, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Alba Inglis has designated District City as its capital city, High Liard has just been declared ruler of Alba Inglis in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alba Inglis's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alba Inglis is ranked 214,580^th in the world and 1^st in Halifax for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring zero on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.