The Protectorate of Alaska DPR is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, fear of technology, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 523 million Alaska DPRians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.
The strong Alaska DPRian economy, worth 37.2 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,057 4th Edition Trench Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,087 per year while the poor average 15,554, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.
Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaska DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Alaska DPR is ranked 239,387th in the world and 10th in New Region oasis for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Alaska DPR, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
- : Following new legislation in Alaska DPR, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Alaska DPR was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Fattest Citizens.
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