The Republic of Alabama State is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.033 billion Alabama Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Alabama Statean economy, worth 40.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,736 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,953 per year while the poor average 2,341, a ratio of 108 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alabama State's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Alabama State is ranked 283,375^th in the world and 1^st in Alabama for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.