The Emirate of Al-Agebeyah is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 266 million Agebeyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Agebeyan economy, worth 11.7 trillion Agebeyan Dinars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,057 Agebeyan Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and you can't spell society without CIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Agebeyah's national animal is the Desert Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Al-Agebeyah is ranked 220,874^th in the world and 13^th in United Empire of Islam for Most Primitive, scoring -96.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.