The Wide Receiver of AJ Brown is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.133 billion AJ Brownians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.0%.

The frighteningly efficient AJ Brownian economy, worth 976 trillion bronze nickels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,255 bronze nickels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 515,526 per year while the poor average 37,150, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", AJ Brownian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AJ Brown's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AJ Brown is ranked 14,823^rd in the world and 1^st in Tennessee Titans for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 357.98 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.