The Qadiani Punjabis of Ahmadiyyastan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Farooq Ali Khan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.025 billion Ahmadis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lahore. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ahmadi economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,918 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Superfoods are often seen as supervillains, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and Farooq Ali Khan's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahmadiyyastan's national animal is the urial, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ahmadiyya.

Ahmadiyyastan is ranked 9,897^th in the world and 17^th in Pecan Sandies for Most Corrupt Governments, with 156.3 kickbacks per hour.