The United Socialist States of Ahijah is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.747 billion Ahijahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The strong Ahijahian economy, worth 256 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,990 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime is moderate. Ahijah's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahijah is ranked 232,957^th in the world and 8^th in donegall for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.