The Republic of Agnewle nation is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.222 billion Agnewle nationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Agnewle nationian economy, worth 34.8 trillion US dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 28,495 US dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and religion makes people horny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agnewle nation's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Agnewle nation is ranked 39,825^th in the world and 11^th in Rocketopia for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.