The Republic of Aginsky District is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 678 million Aginsky Districtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The powerhouse Aginsky Districtian economy, worth 67.6 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,694 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

People are turning themselves into worm food, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aginsky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aginsky District is ranked 50,957^th in the world and 328^th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,138.81 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.