The Most Serene Republic of Aggicificicerous is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.208 billion Aggicificicerousians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Aggicificicerousian economy, worth a remarkable 2,569 trillion Philamoniques a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,051 Philamoniques, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. Aggicificicerous's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aggicificicerous is ranked 8,848^th in the world and 246^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 169.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.