The Republic of Ageispolis- is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 414 million Ageispolis-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ageispolis-ian economy, worth 28.5 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,807 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ageispolis-'s national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ageispolis- is ranked 41,113^th in the world and 33^rd in Charleslandia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,249.27 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.