The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zaphod Beeblebrox with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, triple-decker prams, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 27.972 billion Aersoldorfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aim Your Missiles Here. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Aersoldorfian economy, worth 72.6 trillion Enslaving Enablers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,596 Enslaving Enablers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A petition to improve Aersoldorfian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aersoldorf's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aersoldorf is ranked 289,946^th in the world and 812^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,596.73 Standard Monetary Units.