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But for paper, wars would be rare
Most Primitive: 61stMost Devout: 105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 140th
The Poetic Tendencies of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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Aersoldorf

Population24.259 billion

CapitalAim Your Missiles Here
LeaderZaphod Beeblebrox
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEnslaving Enabler
AnimalYeti

The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zaphod Beeblebrox with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 24.259 billion Aersoldorfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aim Your Missiles Here. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Aersoldorfian economy, worth 51.5 trillion Enslaving Enablers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,123 Enslaving Enablers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aersoldorf's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aersoldorf is ranked 265,855th in the world and 1,305th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -36.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 61stMost Devout: 105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 460thMost Influential: 670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 710thBest Weather: 873rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,451stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,467thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,160thLargest Populations: 5,962ndSafest: 6,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,670thMost Conservative: 9,483rdMost Armed: 11,385thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,393rdMost Stationary: 19,791stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,290th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionMost Conservative: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 71st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 93rd in the regionSafest: 114th in the regionMost Extreme: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aersoldorf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Aersoldorf lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Aersoldorf lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.

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