The Queendom of Aeoiu is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 653 million Aeoiuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Aeoiuan economy, worth 34.8 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,296 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Aeoiu's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aeoiu is ranked 108,239^th in the world and 14^th in The Academy for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.