The State of Adygae is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.679 billion Adygaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Adygaean economy, worth 701 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,805 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,264 per year while the poor average 2,939, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, euthanasia is illegal, and Adygae has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Adygae's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Adygae is ranked 330,460^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Germany for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -7.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.