The District of Achigain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.122 billion Achigainians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The very strong Achigainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,600 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and Achigain has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Achigain's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Achigain is ranked 167,434^th in the world and 5^th in Tonga for Most Primitive, scoring -63.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.