The Empire of AbsolutelyNotSul is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning NOOOOOOOOOOO population. The hard-nosed population of 7.174 billion AbsolutelyNotSulians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The AbsolutelyNotSulian economy, worth 275 trillion NOOOOOOOS a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,357 NOOOOOOOS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, and AbsolutelyNotSul has designated AbsolutelyNotSul City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsolutelyNotSul's national animal is the NOOOOOOOOOOO, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AbsolutelyNotSul is ranked 48,106^th in the world and 1^st in Aux Valkmul for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,546.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.