The Unceasing Sweatshop of Absolute Horror is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jhimothy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.894 billion Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Working economy, worth 447 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,535 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the fastest way to the afterlife is to bet on it, and citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Horror's national animal is the Wage Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Prosperity Gospel.

Absolute Horror is ranked 20,138^th in the world and 6^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,107.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.