The Allied States of Absol 13 is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 12.449 billion Absol 13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The strong Absol 13ian economy, worth 639 trillion pokecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,361 pokecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is moderate. Absol 13's national animal is the Absol, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absol 13 is ranked 168,507^th in the world and 3^rd in Fat beagle for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,340.21 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.