The Misery of Abomi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adam Maskalı with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.912 billion abominations are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attro. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient abominable economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion bon mots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 298,710 bon mots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,757,285 per year while the poor average 3,208, a ratio of 859 to 1.

Many believe that the only good yeti is a dead yeti, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the military struggles with recruitment, and there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abomi's national animal is the yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Maltheism.

Abomi is ranked 578^th in the world and 3^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 13,133.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.