The Federal Republic of Abaseeta is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic population of 477 million Abaseetans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Abaseetan economy, worth 46.2 trillion lei a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,755 lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, replacement organs are grown in vats, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abaseeta's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abaseeta is ranked 287,955^th in the world and 3^rd in Yumarkan Commonwealth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.