The Dictatorship of Aallinia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, disturbing lack of elderly people, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.086 billion Aallinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Owlor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aallinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion guildings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 330,703 guildings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,022,753 per year while the poor average 3,944, a ratio of 766 to 1.

The nation frequently puts profits over peace, New Owlor consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aallinia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aallinia is ranked 3,123^rd in the world and 1^st in Community for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 74,977.01 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.