The Solid Rating of AAA is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.929 billion AAAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient AAAian economy, worth a remarkable 2,870 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,052 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,833 per year while the poor average 38,939, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Structures are raised on promises, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, and tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AAA's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AAA is ranked 300,820^th in the world and 7^th in The Illuminati for Most Cultured, scoring 44 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.