The Black Holy Dominion of A Share of the Apple Incorporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sheryl Sandberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.149 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Share of the Apple Incorporationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion Gold USDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 429,193 Gold USDS, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the diplomatic corps stinks, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. A Share of the Apple Incorporation's national animal is the Vampire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Greed.

A Share of the Apple Incorporation is ranked 285,604^th in the world and 6^th in The Financial District of New York for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.13 pounds of wildlife per square mile.