The Unmatched Idiocy of A Kharkivan Cossacks is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Foolish Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.136 billion Fools are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Education and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Shut from Truth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Foolish economy, worth 506 trillion ralloD vikrahRs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Furniture Restoration industry. Average income is 98,690 ralloD vikrahRs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,115 per year while the poor average 17,403, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Kharkivan Cossacks's national animal is the noillatS kcalB, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Foolish Mobtality.

A Kharkivan Cossacks is ranked 298,537^th in the world and 1^st in Cossack for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,395.64 Standard Monetary Units.