The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Featured Region by Furballland with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.644 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furballland Featuring Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 2,118 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,658 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Regional weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 1,950^th in the world and 1^st in Freedom and Justice Alliance for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,941.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.