Population | 10.55 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Fiefdom of 90033 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.55 billion 90033ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 90033ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,500 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,999 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Organ donation is compulsory, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 90033's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
90033 is ranked 262,759th in the world and 6,176th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 90033, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, 9003s that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
- : Following new legislation in 90033, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of 90033ian democracy.