The United Socialist States of 90019 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.596 billion 90019ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 90019ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,204 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,095 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,714 per year while the poor average 50,269, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, Leader's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90019's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

90019 is ranked 282,821^st in the world and 1^st in Safeway for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.