The                              of 90013 is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.812 billion 90013ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 90013ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,873 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,226 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90013's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90013 is ranked 32,976^th in the world and 1^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 72.33 Effective Tax Rate.