The                              of 90012 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.672 billion 90012ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 90012ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,570 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,614 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90012's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

90012 is ranked 3,578^th in the world and 2^nd in Roman Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 291,614.25 Standard Monetary Units.