The Theocracy of 7th Dutch Infantry battalion is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 257 million 7th Dutch Infantry battalionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The strong 7th Dutch Infantry battalionian economy, worth 12.3 trillion Gem and gliders a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 48,018 Gem and gliders, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in 7th Dutch Infantry battalion commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, voting is voluntary, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7th Dutch Infantry battalion's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

7th Dutch Infantry battalion is ranked 16,449^th in the world and 1^st in Aeterna Regnum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,282.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.