The Republic of 7 Uma is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.881 billion 7 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Uman economy, worth 203 trillion banks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,107 banks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into 7 Uman as 'your finger, you fool', renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

7 Uma is ranked 261,071^st in the world and 607^th in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.