The Armed Republic of 5th Protector Army Group is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 14.31 billion 5th Protector Army Groupians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The strong 5th Protector Army Groupian economy, worth 678 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,415 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. 5th Protector Army Group's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

5th Protector Army Group is ranked 135,954^th in the world and 5^th in Protector Military Command for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.