The Republic of 5 Uma is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.928 billion 5 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 5 Uman economy, worth 232 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,721 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

5 Uma is ranked 39,599^th in the world and 219^th in Izern for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.