The Colony of 1050069 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.957 billion 1050069ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.7%.

The all-consuming 1050069ian economy, worth 521 trillion 131514525s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,552 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050069's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050069 is ranked 282,846^th in the world and 1,990^th in 105 for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.