The Loving Couple of -Woah Crikey- is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EM IRA with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.651 billion -Woah Crikey-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Man Sized Cages. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient -Woah Crikey-ian economy, worth 354 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 97,115 snails, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Woah Crikey-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-Woah Crikey- is ranked 75,780^th in the world and 4^th in Aeyrgia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 22.51 kickbacks per hour.