The Queendom of -Tuyu- is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 8.638 billion -Tuyu-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The strong -Tuyu-ian economy, worth 489 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,714 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping -Tuyu-ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Tuyu-'s national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Tuyu- is ranked 100,861^st in the world and 1,564^th in Remembrance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,880.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.