The Republic of -Pollito- is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.957 billion -Pollito-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong -Pollito-ian economy, worth 518 trillion chicken feeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,908 chicken feeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison is a nightmare, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Pollito-'s national animal is the suspicious chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Pollito- is ranked 71,469^th in the world and 763^rd in Remembrance for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,899.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.