The Loving Couple of -Oh Crikey is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Abomatron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.339 billion -Oh Crikeyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Throne Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient -Oh Crikeyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion snails a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,228 snails, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite, Air -Oh Crikey tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, and for just a few extra snails -Oh Crikeyians can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -Oh Crikey's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-Oh Crikey is ranked 39,922^nd in the world and 2^nd in Monbalaur for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,276.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.