The Republic of -Noid is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 420 million -Noidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.7%.

The powerhouse -Noidian economy, worth 30.6 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,947 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,583 per year while the poor average 14,758, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

The might of the entire -Noidian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Noid's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Noid is ranked 148,674^th in the world and 105^th in Charleslandia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,151.43 Standard Monetary Units.