The PRETITLE of -MELON- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.089 billion -MELON-ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The powerhouse -MELON-ian economy, worth 100 trillion blood bone drugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 92,060 blood bone drugs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,741 per year while the poor average 11,552, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, playing card suits are sold separately, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. -MELON-'s national animal is the half-baked.

-MELON- is ranked 97,313^th in the world and 1^st in Land of the free for Largest Black Market, with 2.61 trillion Standard Monetary Units.