The Fish-Man Karate Instructor of -Koala- is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.885 billion -Koala-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped -Koala-ian economy, worth 276 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,161 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Koala-'s national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Koala- is ranked 83,479^th in the world and 444^th in Remembrance for Largest Populations, with 8.88 billion capita.