The Empire of -FlameFrags- is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 156 million FlameFragsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient FlameFragsian economy, worth 4.98 trillion Swords a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,906 Swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, sex changes are routinely performed at -FlameFrags-'s hospitals, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -FlameFrags-'s national animal is the Lomedy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

-FlameFrags- is ranked 136,942^nd in the world and 14^th in the Quppet Storage for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,315.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.