The Principality of -Deschutes is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 9.63 billion Deschutesians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The very strong -Deschutesian economy, worth 621 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,579 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -Deschutes's national animal is the grizzly, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

-Deschutes is ranked 190,762^nd in the world and 39^th in Shinka for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.81 kickbacks per hour.