The Texan Ambassador of AndorEmpire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Big Tex with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 21.755 billion Andorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AndorEmpire City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AndorEmpirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,738 trillion Texan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,864 Texan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AndorEmpire's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Texas.

AndorEmpire is ranked 289,238^th in the world and 48^th in Wysteria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.