The Free Land of Doorstuvia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by El Profeta de la Paz with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 959 million Doorstuvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Luz Cegadora. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The all-consuming Doorstuvian economy, worth 104 trillion Evians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,546 Evians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doorstuvia's national animal is the Trapper Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Doorstuvia is ranked 191,072^nd in the world and 211^th in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.