The ☠ OBI☠ Mercenary Captain of WaffenBrightonburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Capt of Merc Forces BB with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.653 billion WaffenBrightonburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fort. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient WaffenBrightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 5,664 trillion Credit Card or Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,343 Credit Card or Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WaffenBrightonburg's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Al Bundyism.

WaffenBrightonburg is ranked 56,838^th in the world and 2^nd in Warzone Africa for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 132.02 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.