The Nomadic Peoples of Vylixan Puppet 9 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.376 billion Vylixan Puppet 9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Vylixan Puppet 9ian economy, worth 665 trillion ouguiyas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,434 ouguiyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Vylixan Puppet 9, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Puppet 9's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vylixan Puppet 9 is ranked 153,855^th in the world and 167^th in Vylixan Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.71 law-abiding acts per hour.